10. Zach is lonely
9 .It has a big hole in it...sometimes
8. The Sunday paper isn't big enough
7. Cause Zach wrote a top five reasons CJ should have a singing career
6. Because it has a place in it where you can legally change your name to Jose.
5. Cause then he can say he had sex with everybody in the book.
4. because we couldn't find the white pages
3.you don't have to talk or cuddle when your done
2.IF the yellow pages were a lady it would be Chinese
1. Because it comes once a year. More than we can say for Zach